Published: August 09, 2011
Description: Today, we reveal the top 5 must have items for your next derby race! Presented by Funny Or Die and Pepsi Max!
5. Helmet - The only thing less sexy than helmet hair is your current hair.

4. Windbreaker Tracksuit - People always underestimate the guy who looks like he's trying to hard.

3. Polarized Goggles - Pedestrians will thank you.

2. Running Shoes - Just because you crash doesn't mean the race is over.

1. A Job - I mean, come on.  Do something productive.
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