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Published June 21, 2011

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Bigfoot is American.

Zach Galifianakis is American.
 


Bigfoot is a mammal covered in fur.

Zach Galifianakis is a mammal covered in fur.
 


Bigfoot lives in the wild.

Zach Galifianakis acted in INTO THE WILD.
 


Bigfoot is believed to exist by a small and dedicated community.

Zach Galifianakis’ standup comedy has a small but dedicated cult following.
 


Bigfoot scares children.

Zach Galifianakis would scare children were he allowed near them.
 


Bigfoot is also called Sasquatch.

Sasquatch is also called Zach Galifianakis.
 


Bigfoot has been mostly been spotted in obscure, isolated areas of America.

Zach Galifianakis mostly performs standup in obscure, isolated coffeehouses and bars throughout America.
 


Bigfoot is believed by some to be related to the Yeti, a similar Asian monster.

Zach co-starred in THE HANGOVER and THE HANGOVER PART II, which also featured Ken Jeong, who is Asian.
   


Bigfoot was hit by Steve Austin in THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN.

Zach Galifianakis was hit by Mike Tyson in THE HANGOVER.
 


The most famous photographs of Bigfoot shows the monster having both male and female characteristics.

Zach Galifianakis’ THE HANGOVER PART II co-star Yasmin Lee has both male and female characteristics.


 
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