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August 29, 2011
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I tried to sell my computer on craigslist and these people tried a money order scam. I've been jerking them around for a while, not letting them know I knew. But today I got bored and one of the instant messaged me through google.

This is the conversation I had with a craigslist scammer. They don't know that I know they're scamming me.

Donna: hi

Sent at 3:43 PM on Monday

me: hello

Donna: how are you doing?

Sent at 3:45 PM on Monday

Donna: have you sent my balance over?

Sent at 3:46 PM on Monday

me: I sent a moneygram to the address provided

Sent at 3:48 PM on Monday

Donna: are you with the receipt of the moneygram?

me: I'm at class right now, the receipt is at my place

Donna: k

i will appreciate if you can cancel it and send my balance via western union to the details i provide you with

Sent at 3:51 PM on Monday

me: so... are you and Matt seeing each other?

cuz... you've got a pretty font.

Donna?

I'm lonely Donna

Sent at 3:57 PM on Monday

Donna: how do you mean?

Sent at 3:58 PM on Monday

me: Oh I don't know, I've just been spending so much time trying to fix my screw up I just haven't been able meet anyone. Anyone special.

Sent at 4:00 PM on Monday

Donna: try and cancel the moneygram today and send my balance via westerb unon to the details i provide you with

Sent at 4:01 PM on Monday

me: Oh Donna. Donna Donna Donna. We could have had something special

Sent at 4:03 PM on Monday

me: Talk to me Donna. What are your likes, your dislikes. What do you do in your spare time?

Sent at 4:06 PM on Monday

Donna: how old are you?

Sent at 4:12 PM on Monday

me: I'll have you know that I am 24 and a half. Although I'm pretty sure I'm too old to say half now. I've built like a pirate

Donna: what do you do?

Sent at 4:16 PM on Monday

me: I'm a professional hand model. It's not much, but it pays the bills.

Sent at 4:20 PM on Monday

me: talk to me Donna

Donna: i need my balance

try and send my money today

Sent at 4:23 PM on Monday

me: I understand. But just so you know what I look like, I'm sending you a picture. I had to use low res because of the dandruff.

Sent at 4:25 PM on Monday

me: Do you like the picture Donna?

Sent at 4:32 PM on Monday

me: I was going to type "Lend me your booty" under it, but I didn't know how. I thought it would be a good pirate pickup line.

Sent at 4:34 PM on Monday

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