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November 05, 2009


Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

That famous bear who had no hair
Just didn't care no hair was there.
Could not care less that he was bare;
A bare bear who just didn't care.

He would just lie in his bear's lair
On his bear rug next to a pair
Of scary monsters who shared his lair.

The talks they had were not hot air:
Philosophy, auto repair,
How to become a millionaire.
And many other things they'd share,
Three minds with more than their fair share
Of intellect.  Who could compare?

But one sad day that monstrous pair
Decided they'd rather live where
There was a town square and fresh air,
And of all places:  Delaware?!

So, soon the bear who had no hair
Was all alone in his bear's lair.
He'd lie on his bear rug and stare
Into Nothingness, dark despair.