How To Totally Nail The 2017 Peabody Awards
With the Emmys already behind us, the Peabody Awards are only a mere 8 months away. I feel that now is the right time to begin my campaign to urge whoever the host may be (fingers crossed - Barack Obama) to kick off the esteemed award show with a knockout musical number. I very passionately feel that this performance should be centered around a parody of the Backstreet Boy’s smash hit, “Everybody.” I don’t care how it happens, I just feel it is crucial that it does. The lyrics can be found below.
Wants Peabodys, yeah
Wins a Peabody tonight
It’s the Peabodys, alright!
Oh my God, it’s the Peabodys
Brothers, sisters, everybody wins
Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
Criteria? Gonna break it down, yeah
Am I original?
Am I a reflection of excellence in my field?
Am I sexual?
Am I everything you need
To win a Peabody award?
Wins a Peabody tonight!
It’s the Peabodys
“Welcome to the 2017 Peabody Awards!”