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September 18, 2016
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The folks who run the esteemed Peabody Awards just had a dynamite idea fall in their lap.

How To Totally Nail The 2017 Peabody Awards

With the Emmys already behind us, the Peabody Awards are only a mere 8 months away. I feel that now is the right time to begin my campaign to urge whoever the host may be (fingers crossed - Barack Obama) to kick off the esteemed award show with a knockout musical number. I very passionately feel that this performance should be centered around a parody of the Backstreet Boy’s smash hit, “Everybody.” I don’t care how it happens, I just feel it is crucial that it does. The lyrics can be found below.

Everybody, yeah
Wants Peabodys, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Wins a Peabody tonight
It’s the Peabodys, alright!

Oh my God, it’s the Peabodys
Brothers, sisters, everybody wins
Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
Criteria? Gonna break it down, yeah
Am I original?
Yeah
Am I a reflection of excellence in my field?
Yeah
Am I sexual?
Yeah
Am I everything you need
To win a Peabody award?

Everybody
Yeah
Wants Peabodys
Yeah
Everybody
Wins a Peabody tonight!
It’s the Peabodys
Alright!

“Welcome to the 2017 Peabody Awards!”

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