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August 12, 2014

A look at the Juggalo subculture.

Not Everyone in a Trailer Park is a Juggalo but Every Juggalo is in a Trailer Park

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Have you ever seen a Juggalo?

If the answer is “no”, then you are lucky as fuck.

They are the redneck, not usually containing a full mouth of teeth, white trash, usually ugly as fuck and unemployed Insane Clown Posse fan base. Or as I.C.P. calls them, “dumbasses that pay the bills”.

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I heard in an interview that I.C.P. wears make up strictly so they can avoid their annoying white trash fan base and buy shit with their Juggalo’s parents’ money.

These “Juggalos” call each other family. And then they go to festivals hosted by I.C.P. in the woods and try to fuck each other and do drugs.

Juggalos also make great examples for you children. Are they making bad grades? Show them a Juggalo and tell them: “If you don’t straighten up you’re going to be a smelly and broke Juggalo”

9 out of 10 times that will scare the living shit out of kids and they will immediately become rolemodels.

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When you talk to a Juggalo, do not look them in the eyes. For you will become one. You will not shower. You will lose teeth. Your resume will not get you a job outside of McDonalds. Anyone and everyone that disagrees, you will call a “hater” or a “faggot”. Both words in quotes usually misspelled as fuck.