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Published June 10, 2013 More Info »
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Published June 10, 2013
  1. It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
  2. Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
  3. You turn my software into hardware.
  4. You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
  5. I think my heart just lagged.
  6. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  7. Talk QWERTY to me, baby.
  8. Whoa, set your phasers on stunning!
  9. Your bosons - they give me a hadron.
  10. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams!
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