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Published: May 03, 2011
Description: House for rent in Pakistan sounds eerily familiar

House for Rent in BEAUTIFUL northern suburb of Abbottabad.  This recently vacated house, is perfect to "get away from it all"!  Easy to escape from the daily hassels of being a Most Wanted Fugitive.  Previous terror experience a plus!!  6 year lease a must, but can negotiate due to untimely termination.  Pets ok!!  Utilities incl!!!   Only  94,556.3 rupee/mo!!  A/C, stnlss steel refridge, W/D on premisess.  Helicopter Lnd Pad available by US request. Light cleaning needed!!  Come live here, where our town motto is, "Abbottabad; It's not all that bad!"
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