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By King Christopher (radio host)
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Published: December 29, 2013
Description: Thank your for your interest in my Vagina but...

Thanks For Your Interest In My Vagina

By King Christopher


Studies show that an attractive woman gets hit on 6 or 7 times a day on average. Here's a rejection letter that women should send to guys, letting them know they won't be getting the position.


Dear John:

Thank you for your interest in my Vagina. After careful consideration, there is no opening for your Penis at this time. Though your Penis was not selected for the current opening, I want to express my thanks to you :) for taking the time to participate in my dating process.

I wish your Penis sexual success in your search and from our many dinner discussions you indicate that you have much to offer the next Vagina.



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