Want cancer? Well read this everyone!!!
STEP 1: watch a lot of dexter — he had cancer! If you see him, his cancer might rub off on you!
STEP 2: move to Antarctica! Sure there is no sun down there, and even though sun causes skin cancer, the freezing cold weather in Antarctica lets your brain freeze, and if you’re lucky, you can get brain cancer from that!
STEP 3: who said you need cancer to do chemo?! Just go into your local hospital and ask for some chemo! The fact that you feel like you have cancer from that can actually make you get cancer and die!!
You’re welcome everybody! Believe me, if you do all of those steps, you’ll surely get cancer! But it gets even better!! If you only do 1 of those, there is still a 89% chance of getting the cancer! Enjoy the cancer and the time you have left!
NOTE: SUICIDAL PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS! IT MAY CAUSE DEATH.