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February 07, 2017
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If you ask "Are you a ghost?" they legally have to tell you

The decapitated child standing on the ceiling tells you she also saw that creepy puppet moving on its own


If you ask “Are you a ghost?” they legally have to tell you


Every time you put your hand in your bowl of peeled grapes, they feel like eyeballs


You hear weird noises in the basement where you killed all those people


If you hear chain noises even though your chains are all chained up


Every weekend, another group of sexually frustrated teens tries to spend the night


THIS mansion?! This mansion burned down fifty years ago!


It’s listed on Scarebnb


You hear “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” because it’s spooky and in the public domain


Alexa asks YOU to turn on the lights


The doorbell plays the entirety of the “Monster Mash”


Kill yourself in the house. Once you’re in the “ghost dimension” you should be able to tell if the house is haunted


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