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Published: May 10, 2013
Description: that's really all the info you need.

a man's wife dies, she's put in a coffin and placed in the man’s living room to allow friends and family to come by and pay their respects.

at the funeral someone asks the man if the coffin was made from a special kind of wood in order to give it the pattern of small circles.

the man replies

“no thats just where i used her as a coffee table”.