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NORTH AMERICA, 1605 - Frontrunner of the Cherokee party Mr. Big Orange has recently come under fire for expressing his desire to close all travel from white immigrants into all North American territory

Frontrunner of the Cherokee Party Comes Under Fire for Advocating Ban On White Immigrants

NORTH AMERICA, 1605 - Frontrunner of the Cherokee party Mr. Big Orange has recently come under fire for expressing his desire to close all travel from white immigrants into all North American territory.

Speaking to a crowd of avid supporters in a campaign rally, the controversial chief candidate said:

“Folks, folks, let’s face it folks, we need to figure out what the hell is going on… These white people, they want to come in here, take our jobs, rape our women, we need to stop letting them in. We’ve got to stop them from coming in until we can figure out what the hell is going on. They might be colonizers for all we know.”

This type of alarmist rhetoric has been widely criticized in many circles of the Cherokee party but was well received by Mr. Orange’s supporters.

Mr. Angry Mob, a devout supporter of Mr. Orange, agreed with the candidate’s concerns and told the Groupie that “White people are fucking crazy. We should be shooting them with all our arrows is what we should be doing. Look at what they’ve done to South America, these people cannot be trusted.”

On the other hand, human rights activists were quick to denounce Mr. Orange’s statements. “That’s just racist.” Said Adsila Ahnigatogewi, head of the Cherokee American Civil Liberties Union (CACLU). “Just because some white people are murderous colonizers with no sense of morals or human decency, it doesn’t mean that all of them are. To suggest that that is the case is simply bigoted. Someone who’s running to be chief of this territory should not be espousing this type of ignorance.”

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