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Published May 11, 2012

Now that Mother's Day is upon us, it's time for us to show appreciation for and reflect upon the most important woman in our life - mom.  However, as we dive deep into this thought provoking day, celebrating the person who gave us the gift of life, it's also a time where we must also ask ourselves:  Was my mom a slut?  While many of us would hope the answer is no, the fact of the matter is that most of us may have to deal with the exact opposite reality.

While it's hard to imagine our dear, sweet mommy getting railed out countless times by random men, contorting her body in a variety of positions ranging from the traditional missionary with legs flying in the air to the lazy man's doggy (reverse cow girl), or even imagining that she had at least a couple lucky men penetrate her brown eye, some of us must be prepared to accept the truth.  

You see, many of us were born from parents who grew up in the sexual revolution of the 60s.  Just like facebook today, sex was the fad.  And as a result, your mom was banged out by MANY men before she finally decided to settle down and close her vagina to the general public.  If you don't believe me, think about it.  Everyone is getting on facebook now just as everyone was getting on your mom then.

As each of you reach out to your mom this Sunday, give her a hug and a kiss, and whisper into her ear - "You fucking slut".  After all, your herpes didn't come from a random girl or guy you first kissed in your younger years, it was actually passed on from your mom when she kissed you as a baby.  Think about that.

 

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