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Published March 08, 2008

On a recent afterlife discussion, I was wondering whether or not... you would take your disability to heaven or not. Jeff Healey's death started this for me. I concluded that I feel that people do have disabilities in heaven. Jeff Healey may have "angel eyes" now, but they are still unable to see things. This is assuming that Jeff Healey is in heaven because it's posssible he is in hell. Regardless, of where he is, I think he is still blind. I also was wondering if Jeff Healey was an organ donar....would a blind person want his eyes...just because they had a better look...better color. If I was blind, I believe I would like that option. I am an organ donar btw. But, I do believe all disabilities carry over to heaven....paraplegic here, you are paraplegic in heaven...retarded here...retarded in heaven.

It's Daylight Savings Time weekend...which is great for EVERYONE...well, EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ALBINOS. Man, this must really suck for the albinos. 2 or 3 more hours of daylight. These people are already deprived on the beaches and now this. I have always felt that the albinos should do the wrestling mask thing. It would make them so fucking cool...and then they could go to the beach and feel great, be protected, and look really fucking cool. And spray on tans! I woud get my self spray on tanned twice a day if I was albino....even have some varnish at home...and what about the African American Albino...what happened here...it's like God was EXTREMELY confused as to what he wanted to do here...like he was in Photoshop and got out of hand and couldn't hit "undo"..and just said "fuck it." I've done that before. We all have. Look at this. Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

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