the numbers don't lie, America is awesome...

By Cobra_Piss June 27, 2010 | 124 Views

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Stuff America is good at:

1. rock and roll

2. American Idol

3. muscle cars

4. fucking up Japan

5. killing Nazi's

6. movies where shit gets fucked up

7. rapping

8. having stuff to jerk-off to on the internet

9. having nukes

10. super heroes

11. eating McDonalds

13. borrowing money

14. having big boobs

15. employing Mexicans

16. arresting Mexicans

17. getting oil

18. driving trucks

19. cleaning pelicans

America pretty much sucks at:

1. wars with 3rd world nations

2. stopping oil spills

3. paying bills

4. finding WMD

5. finding Osama

19 awesomes
- 5 sucks
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= America is Awesome