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June 05, 2017
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Capybaras using their cuteness to hide unspeakable acts.

Capybaras may look like a huggable porcupine with the temperament of a dog. But one thing you might not know about capybaras is that they are actually the world’s largest rodents. Here are more secrets that these giant rats are hiding behind those black dead eyes.


This capybara farted in the pool.

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This capybara lives in the NYC subway and makes you all late to work.

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This capybara ate this human boy whole after this picture was taken. Not because he was hungry but just to see how human flesh tastes.

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This capybara ate drugs and then walked across the border and then pooped out the drugs. This capybara was paid in pumpkins, and he is fully aware of how cute he is when he eats them.

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This capybara has a secret second family that it sees every other weekend. He feels the weight of his double life bearing down on him, but is in too deep to reveal the truth. Not even when his daughter went on a date with her half-brother. Silence is the capybara way.

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This capybara has gone to twelve Nickelback concerts.

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This capybara tells women to smile more.

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This capybara advised Trump to pull out of the Paris Agreement.

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