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Published: July 20, 2009
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Popeye's Chicken is predicting record profits as legalization of medical marijuana has now reached 13 states."We're building 250 locations within stumbling distance of the marijuana distribution centers in a project called 'Operation Munchies' rendering our company literally recession proof," said CEO Carl McLamb.


Customer reactions have been overwhelming. "It really cut down on the commute, plus, what was I saying?" said one customer who wanted to remain anonymous. "I used to have to drive like a really long way to satisfy my munchies. That really sucked. Hey, you gonna eat that?" said another customer, who forgot his name.


(written by Austin Girl's 26-yr-old stepson)

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