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Published July 20, 2009

Popeye's Chicken is predicting record profits as legalization of medical marijuana has now reached 13 states."We're building 250 locations within stumbling distance of the marijuana distribution centers in a project called 'Operation Munchies' rendering our company literally recession proof," said CEO Carl McLamb.


Customer reactions have been overwhelming. "It really cut down on the commute, plus, what was I saying?" said one customer who wanted to remain anonymous. "I used to have to drive like a really long way to satisfy my munchies. That really sucked. Hey, you gonna eat that?" said another customer, who forgot his name.


(written by Austin Girl's 26-yr-old stepson)