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Published September 04, 2008 More Info »
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Published September 04, 2008

One of the things I like to do every year is let my vehicle inspection sticker lapse, then see how long I can go before getting stopped.  One year, I actually went six months before my nerve finally broke, and I took it in to get it done.
 
This lets me think I'm some kind of fugitive, so I have to drive furtively.  If I see a cop, I'll subtly get in the right lane, or quickly turn off onto a side street, to avoid detection.  Every day I make it back home from work without a ticket is one more day I outwitted the Man.
 
My wife thinks I'm weird.  "Just get the damn thing inspected already," she tells me.  I don't know.  Maybe she's right.

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