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OHAYO GOZAIMASU EVERYONE! You should all be VERY proud of OHAYO GOZAIMASU EVERYONE! You should all be VERY proud of your efforts; they are all truly worthy of the Bushido tradition. 
So now it is time to savor the sweet aroma of Victory, the Divine Wind of the KAMIKAZE has chosen those who reign supreme!

 

The HONORABLE Mention-sans

 

Most Disturbing comment

ray_14

Why do I have a boner? I'm going to kill myself now. Bye.

 

Most Inside Comment

bigjas

does my blue Mawashi make my ass look big ?

 

 

Best Potential Nike Ad Haiku

 phukuhp

I WILL NOT RELENT

I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED

I WILL NOT FALTER

 

 Most Realistic Fear Haiku

lizardladyfla

It's two tons of fun

big guys wearing a diaper

their junk will fall out


Most Aromatic Haiku

Rhiann0n

You smell my armpit

I'm gonna make you smell it

It smells like dead fish


Most Yodaesque Haiku

paulthezombie

Size matters not here
Technique rules this competition
Motion of ocean


The Winners and New Court of Kooldad Province!

 The Fourth Advisor – a man of True Vision!

 

Rotwang

Rorschach test. I see
A beautiful butterfly
Of japa-flabby.


The Third Advisor – a man to unite East and West

 jimbobalouie

Wrassle with tassles

Becomes ultimate fighting

With G-strings attached

 

The Under Lord’s Assistant – a man of Philosophy

 

MadAdam

Why Papa San, why

keep me out of sushi school

I just tore my taint

 

The Under Lord – a man of Action

 

JoeLeeThree

There is no quarter
When two large planets collide
It's winner takes ALL

 

The WINNER and New Lord of Kooldad Province! This Beautiful and Perfect Haiku moved me to tears, for many reasons! CONGRATULATIONS!!

 

bigjas

Don't move this may hurt

Our nipple rings entangled

I've always liked you


THANKS TO EVERYONE AGAIN! Until the next time - Keep your Brush clean, and your Sword Sharp!


AH SO - KONNICHIWA!! Please read the following with a ridiculously strong Japanese accent, somewhere between Toshiro Mifune and Conan’s Wizard. 

Welcome to the House of the Rising Sun! I have carefully selected today’s picture from dozens of challenging and stimulating possibilities, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Now please focus your spirit of Bushido, and release your inner Samurai and his deadly Brush; the winners will be chosen by the great Daimyo Kitaro Kooldad when the Moon rises tonight.


As in all true Battles, there are NO RULES besides Honor and Truth, but special consideration will be given to all captions submitted as Haiku, or other Japanese Forms.

 

As an example…

 

The Mountains Tremble

When Mighty Giants Battle

The Front Row Does Too

 

BANZAII!!!  ALLEZ CUISINE!!!

 


DOMO ARIGATO!!

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