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March 20, 2009
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When I read about all of the executives from AIG who were getting bonuses for staying at their job even though they didn't, these were the thoughts that went through my mind:

  1. That's a lot of friggin' money.
  2. I wish someone would pay me to be dishonest.
  3. That's a lot of friggin' money.
  4. You can buy a lot of lap dances with that kind of money.
  5. Heh heh, just kidding honey.
  6. That's a lot of friggin' money.
  7. I should have studied how to bullshit people in college instead of computer science.
  8. Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits was wrong, I should have learned derivatives instead of guitar.
  9. That's a lot of friggin' money.


BTW: Feel free to post your thoughts about the AIG Bailout/Bonuses.
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