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"REPUBLICANS"

By Michael Lake
 

TO THE TUNE OF "PUMPED UP KICKS" by FOSTER THE PEOPLE. 


Listen to it in the background.... link here

 


Barack's got a big job
If he wants to win now
Win another full term

He's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth 
He’s starting to stress
Yeah, there’s like sixty-six candidates
With no clear lead in mind for the GOP this time

And I don't even know who
But they’re campaigning for you, they’re a-praying for you


All the candidates who are Republicans
Are going to run, run, run, outrun Obama
All the candidates who are Republicans 
Are going to run, run, run to reclaim America

All the other guys are some pretty odd picks
But they’ll run, run, run to outpace Obama
Could be Bachmann, could be that guy named Rick

Maybe Palin will try for a rematch with Obama


Ready for a long race
There’s no main candidate, yeah, it’ll be announced late
And it could be a surprise
But nothing’s more surprising than this group’s ambition

I've waited for a long time
For a couple of them to drop out of the running
Tim Pawlenty did but right then
He said he’ll  endorse Romney
Imagine a president named Mitt, yeah?

 

You know that Newt Gingrich is just in it for kicks
Just wants to run, wants to run, to spite Obama
All of his estranged wives know he just want this
He wants to run, wants to run, because he misses being Speaker


All that Bachmann wants is for a very pure world
Chose to run, chose to run, her running mate is Jesus
She’s been dismissed as Palin lite, or way too white
But even Chuck Norris, can’t just summon an earthquake 

*INTERLUDE*


Then there’s other ones like that Governor Rick
Who’s going to run, going to run, numbers are improving
Although I don’t get why we’d do this again 
Remember last time we picked the governor from Texas?

All the candidates who are Republicans

Are going to run, run, run, outrun Obama
All the candidates who are Republicans 
Are going to run, run, run to reclaim America

There’s a few other picks, it’s like an endless list
Every single white male ever in the Senate
All Republicans would you please sit tight
We should just, quickly just, re-elect Obama

 

@TheMichaelLake

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