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November 08, 2016
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A story typed in a few minutes on the couch while watching Netflix.

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I started like any awesome person does on a Tuesday. By getting drunk on coffee stout at a grocery store.

Then went to vote for the first time in St. Louis.

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I wrote “NAH” for President. I probably could have voted 56 times in a row because the people that worked there were so stupid.

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Then I took a picture of myself in the bathroom mirror of the place I voted. So that people on the internet knew that I voted.

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