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February 11, 2009
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Sorry for the delay. I think I owe a few personal emails, too. Life has been insane this week. But enough about me, Let's get back to basics with a good old-fashioned haiku contest about another kind of good old fashioned contest: Bride Wars.



Freestyle Winners:

Gold: deadlitequeen80
Kelly liked to party, Kelly liked to rock
Kelly met 5 old men, each with questionable cock
Now when she's feeling sexy, when she's feeling on the edge
She has to cover the Herpes with mayo from the fridge...

Silver: turnems
GODDAMMIT I SAID NO SPRINKLES!

Bronze: buttermilk
I once had a boyfriend, Mike Artize.
He'd strip off his clothes at our parties.
He'd watch what we're making.
And sample the baking.
He had a sweet tooth for her smarties.
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