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July 11, 2009
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 Cowboy:
 'That your dog?'

 Indian: 'Yep.'

 Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'

 Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

 Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'

 Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

 Indian: (Look of shock!)

 Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at
 the Indian..)

 Dog: 'Yep.'

 Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'

 Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
 great food and takes me to the lake once a week to
 play.'

 Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

 Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

 Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

 Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

 Horse: 'Cool.'

 Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

 Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the
 Indian...)

 Horse: 'Yep.'

 Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'

 Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me,
 brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect
 me from the weather.'

 Indian: (Look of total amazement)

 Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

 Indian: 'Sheep lie.'

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