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January 08, 2009
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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL. IS KNOWN AS THE SHARK BITE CAPITOL OF THE WORLD. IN 2008 THERE WERE 23. THIS YEAR THERE SEEMS TO BE A NEW AND EVEN MORE AGGRESSIVE TERROR LURKING AT THE BEACH.
ALTHOUGH THERE HAVE BEEN NO REPORTED DEATHS, THE BIRTH RATE IN OUR QUAINT LITTLE DRINKING TOWN HAS RISEN BY 15%, ALONG WITH A SHARP INCREASE IN NUDE BATHING. THE PREDATORS SEEM
  TO LIVE IN A HARMONIOUS SYMBIOTIC SENSE, SENSE THIS ONE SEEMS TO BE REPELED BY BLOOD...
CAPTION ME YOUR THOUGHTS.

winners:

cmsmithtn sez...

The winners, so sayeth me, cmsmithtn
1.)Borrowed Time: My name is Clarice and this is my first time using Match.com. I love dancing but I don't get out much since I'm normally stuck at home doing work most days and often feel like I'm in quite a pinch...
(I met my husband online actually. One step up from the CB is what I’ve always been told. As long as it’s a step up. Consequently, I used a picture similar to this in my profile.)
2.)westsideslant: Hillbilly Mammogram.
(A mammogram is the first thing I thought of when I saw it. It’s even better that it’s “hillbilly.” I’m from Tennessee; I know hillbilly. You’re not too far off, WSS.
3.)Christopher7: Early washing machines were coin operated. They took nipples and dimes.
(Like the play on words. Wish I were that clever.)
Honorable Mention) Buttermilk: Wait'll you see the "his" model.
(Pain is hilarity. Hilarity is pain. Words to live by.)


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