MAR. 18, 2012
Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry’s is supporting gay marriage in Britain by relabeling an apple pie flavor as “Apple-y Ever After”.
A great move, but it’s already getting some shifty glances from the “Santo-Rum Raisin”.
A taxi driver in Bangkok has returned gold worth $450,000 to a customer who left the jewelry behind three days earlier.
Geez. Trying too hard to get a tip, much?
The billionaire who introduced the world to energy drinks and co-founded the popular brand Red Bull died of natural causes this week.
St. Peter gives you wings!
Police found the severed head of a coyote outside student housing in Newfoundland, which appears to be a prank gone awry.
There is one serious suspect, though:
The HBO drama "Luck" was abruptly cancelled this week after three horses used in the production were injured.
But on the bright side, get ready for next season's hit HBO series, "Glue".
Rapper Li’l Wayne, who is trying to sell his mansion in New Orleans for $1.7 million, has been told that if he wants to do so, he’ll need to cut the high grass and weeds around his house.
Somebody should probably tell him, though, that is not slang for smoking pot.
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