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Movie posters are iconic works of modern art, but there's sometimes a bit of a disconnect between the movie poster and the advertised movie. The solution: Just title the movie after what's happening in the poster.

Movie posters are a precise combination of words and graphical elements designed to make you want to go see the movie. If anything, they create a mood, or a feel. They often don’t have anything to do with the actual title of the movie. So here’s an idea: They should call movies after what’s happening on the movie poster. Here’s what some classic movies would be called if the filmmakers had given them titles suggested by the poster.

Late for a Fire-Straddling

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Not So Fast, Whipped Cream Man

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Tales of a Blue-Eyed Palm Licker

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The Erotic Adventures of Sexy C-3PO

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Egg Farts

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Laser Farts

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Pac-Man

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When Roses Grow Out of Your Crotch

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Winter Pedophiles

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Buggin’ Out!

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Check Out My Nards, You Dumb Statue

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The Hitman Who Loved Ska Music

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You Can’t Shoot Me While My Gun is Still Kissing Your Fingers

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Grandma Had That Sexy Dream Again

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Young Matlock Sits on a Bench

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Bob Dylan?

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Katy Perry’s Third-Best Album

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I Wish I Had Such Pretty Stockings

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Giant Heads Sink Ships

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Narrow Lady

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Fuck This ‘A’ — Seriously

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TL; DR

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