After Michelle Obama delivered a historic speech at the Democratic National Convention last night, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has decided she want to emulate Michelle’s success. According to a source close to Hillary, here the ways she plans to be like Michelle Obama…
1. Tone her arms by upping her SHAKE WEIGHT reps
2. Trades in “70s Game Show Host” blazers for designer dresses. If it has sleeves, she won’t wear it!
3. Start referring to Chelsea as Sasha and/or Malia.
4. Start texting Beyonce.
5. Promises to tell ONLY 3 fat jokes a day.
6. Agrees to help Bill with his garden.
7. Hit the tanning booth… HARD.