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After Michelle Obama delivered a historic speech at the Democratic National Convention last night, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has decided she want to emulate Michelle’s success. According to a source close to Hillary, here the ways she plans to be like Michelle Obama…

1. Tone her arms by upping her SHAKE WEIGHT reps

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2. Trades in “70s Game Show Host” blazers for designer dresses. If it has sleeves, she won’t wear it!

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3. Start referring to Chelsea as Sasha and/or Malia.

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4. Start texting Beyonce.

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5. Promises to tell ONLY 3 fat jokes a day.

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6. Agrees to help Bill with his garden.

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7. Hit the tanning booth… HARD.

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