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Published April 20, 2009
Hello to all my Beautiful, Beautiful Friends...
I just want to talk to you about the Greatest Day Ever...This day is Christmas, your birthday and the Fourth of July all wrapped up in one..."Wow Tef, that sounds exciting. Tell me more!"...Thank you I will, but don't interrupt please...ha...

Now...this is a day for Lovers, as well as Loners...a special day for teenagers all the way to the elderly...That's right!...On this Magical Day you could find yourself laughing and hugging your worst enemy...dancing with the one person you usually can't even be in the same room with...all your worries and fears on this day are simply "forgotten"...seriously...

Are there skeptics out there?...I understand, so let me tell you more about the Greatest Day Ever...please, pull your chairs closer and read on...send the kids outside if you have to, just pay attention...ha...

This day goes back to the beginning of the calendar...this Colossal day, once celebrated and appreciated, will add a joy to your life that will seem to have you "floating"...Wow, I'm getting all giddy just talkin' about it...Yippeeeeee!...ha...and don't think that just the common folks and the hard-working people celebrate on this Glamorous Day...Oh No!...Everyone from celebrites, famous athletes, all the way to Heads of State take joy in relaxing on this the Day of All Days...

Good Googily Moogily...Is your anticipation growing?...Are you ready to pull your hair out wondering what this Amazing Day could be?...When is this Day of All Days?...well be patient my Lovely's...because there's even more...

This isn't a religious day, so everyone from Catholic to Protestant...Jews to Muslims...Atheists to Preachers can and do participate in the Unity of this Beautiful Day...Thee Day!...

So what is this day?...How could just one day encompass so much Greatness?...Okay, you've been patient, I'll let you know...(drumroll)...

It's April 20th!!!...4/20...So get your bongs, papers, lighters, avacados, snorkles...anything you can use to help you collapse your lungs and send your Soul floating through the Cosmos...ahhhh...mmmmm...Doesn't it feel good to know that soon the Mother of All Days will be upon us?...and don't think this day is just a day to 'smoke'...C'mon now!...This is when you get your buddies together and everyone pitches in to get the CHRONIC...not just the everyday la-dee-da...you digg?...but, this day is so inclusive that if all you have is the regs...It's All Gravy Baby!...you can pull up to the table...drop your buds in the pile...and become part of the rotation...all you have to remember, if you find yourself in a Universal Smoke Session, is...
                                 Puff Puff Pass...

Ahhhh...What a Day!...I'm getting a little teary-eyed...sniffle...so I'm gonna wrap this up here...I hope that you were already aware of The Greatest Day Ever...but if this is your first time hearing about it, that's alright...just get at least five dollars...find your neighborhood Bud guy, and after you give him a hug and tell him, "Thank you, Thank you for the Joy you bring to the World"...ask him to direct you to the place to be to smoke with the Real Smoke-ologists...ha...and Enjoy dancing in the Clouds...

Happy April 20th Everybody...and Bob Marley...Bless Us All...tee hee...

Your Drug Counselor,
Tef
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