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February 12, 2017
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We all are expecting a flood of deaths this year, here's just a few things you should be worried about making you prematurely kick the bucket.

Exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 8s.

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Wall construction.

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Definitely NOT global warming.*

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Guantanamo Bay interrogation (reserved for CNN staff).

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Miscellaneous pipeline security.

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Miscellaneous pipeline protesting.

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Drone-based head injury (thanks Gaga).

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Terrorists pretending to be refugees*

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Collapsing public school roofs.

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People mistaking normal cars for self-driving cars.

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Coal mining.

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* = Alternative Fact

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