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February 25, 2013

Aging Harrison Ford flips out after hearing that the "Blade Runner" killed his girlfriend.

Harrison Ford is still missing after he ran out of an Oscar’s after party screaming, “I am being framed!” in reference to a conversation he overheard about the ”Blade Runner” who murdered his girlfriend. 

Friends of the aging actor stated that he frequently gets reality confused with the characters that he has portrayed in the past, and last night he may have disjointedly mixed his role from Blade Runner with The Fugitive’s story line. 

Not to be outdone by crazy, Tommy Lee Jones has notified members of the press that he is leading the biggest manhunt of his career as he attempts to track down Ford who was last seen driving his Toyota Prius down Sunset Boulevard yelling, “Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy!”