Mitt Romney Baptized the Dead…Because Zombies are easy Converts.

Mitt Romney Baptized the Dead…Because Zombies are easy Converts.

Dead people - zombies - aren’t big on religious conversions, but that hasn’t stopped the Mormons from trying.  In temples across the globe, eager young Mormons, like the young Mitt, take the place of zombies in the sacred baptismal pool. The dead people have no say in the matter. They can't. They're dead.

Why baptize dead people?  Well, it’s simple: God forgot to convert them while they were alive.  We should probably thank the Mormons for cleaning up after God’s enormous lack of foresight.

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