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Published August 02, 2009
"I don't know how you shipped that cat to Oregon so fast but thank you. We took her in, in her desperate state to a med facility. The doctor removed a blockage from one of her tracts - it was a Powerball Ticket!!!! Too bad it was a losing ticket. Too bad we had to euthanize her. You jerk." 

- Funny to you?  I hope so.  I wrote that bit.  I wrote that and it made me laugh.  It made me laugh out loud.  I hope you like it.  Or maybe you had to be there.  In the morning, this blog becomes a riddle to me.  (vodka)
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