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Published December 20, 2011

Dating services have been around for years, and have become increasingly popular with companies like e-harmony. A few years back we realized that there were no good opportunities for individuals who suffer from the tragic condition of not being real. It was because of this neglected part of society that the Fictional Character Dating Service was created. The FCDS offers fictional characters from around the globe the opportunity to meet, interact and find love. Below is but a small sample of the thousands of fictional singles using our service.

 
 

Username: LonelyMasterVader

Sex: Male/Cyborg kind of thing

Location: Death Star

Former leader of the Galactic empire seeks woman who enjoys dancing, fine dining, and crushing rebellions to accompany quest for world domination. Must love cats. Remember; nobody does it like a Sith lord! Sincerely V Diddy.

 

Username: J-Bow

Sex: All Man!

Location: CTU headquarters.

Off and on government agent looking for casual encounters with women not working for cold war era terrorist stereotype organizations. Proficiency with firearms, plastic explosives, advanced data analysis, and Microsoft excel a must. If interested, download your picture to my PDA.

 

Username: Mr/MissClaus

Sex: Both

Location: North Pole

Older couple seeks like-minded adventurous couples for fun. After years of marriage, we need to spice things up. If you're a couple who would be interested in helping us heat up those cold North Pole nights, shoot us a letter.

 

Username: Dshrute

Sex: Male

Location: Scranton

Fact: I am Assistant to the regional manager at Dunder Mifflin as well as a volunteer sheriff, bear expert, and master of the Kama Sutra. Fact: I can protect you from vampires, werewolves, and most known ninjas! Question: Why wouldn't someone want me? False! No one can resist a Shrute. Call me at Dunder Mifflin, or message me on the Battlestar Galactica forums. Yours, Dwight K. Shrute.

 

Username: Darkknight

Sex: Man...Bat Man!

Location: Where criminals dare to tread!

Eccentric billionaire seeks young male for friendship, costume play, and maybe more. Just out of a relationship and lonely, I'm looking for a companion to fill the void left in my bat cave. Must be willing to wear homoerotic latex suit with built in cartoonishly large nipples and a cape. If interested, signal me.

 

If you are interested in any of these listings, or if you are a fictional character who would like to join, be sure to contact the FCDS; you have nothing to lose.

 

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