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Published April 07, 2009

CONFESSION #1: Fat Bastards eat shit. It doesn't matter if the hot feces is theirs or another bitches. They love waste matter. Enjoy the taste and the smell. Fat Bastards can tolerate it. They are drooling wicked badasses who hump Victoria's Secrets big-ass pink and white polka dot dogs. When you're a Fat Bastard like Buddy the Beagle, you can chomp down, inhale shit and no one is gonna mess with ya. Why? Cuz, Fat Bastards rule! 


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