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February 05, 2013

Crooked crooks.

Police use advanced technology such as automated license plate recognition cameras & brain fingerprinting to find criminals. I’m shocked they haven’t partnered up with the best of the best when it comes to tracking down people who don’t want to be found: alumni affairs. You could change your name and move to a rowboat in the middle of the Pacific and you’d still get a letter soliciting money. I’ve moved many times without updating my address; yet, they always find me. Evading them is as impossible as not hearing a Taylor Swift song about an ex-boyfriend. Share your alumni affairs horror stories.

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