Full Credits

Stats & Data

38Funny
28Die
4,061
Views
June 30, 2016
Published
Description

OK, Boys, What's Next On The Docket To Slam Hillary With?

Hillary’s emails aren’t the only scandalous on-the-net communication we’re chomping to get at. We hacked into the blackberries of these anonymous GOP members’ emails and found this thread planning the demise of the the lady in the pantsuit.


To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: baulbryan@demssuck.gov
Subject: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

Okay, boys. By now you've surely seen that The House Benghazi Committee has made an #epic fail and was unable to find any wrongdoings by Hillary Clinton in the 2012 Benghazi attack. In fact, their inability to imprison her is our personal Benghazi. Luckily, though, we have our own committee, The Committee To Slow Down Hil's Roll, and today we must further enact the committee's namesake to make sure the White House never becomes the Clit-e House. (it works best when you read it/don't say it aloud.)

So, boys, let's saddle up on the muckrack horse and let's start BS'n some BS we can dig up on Shrillary. That's brainstormin some bitch stuff that can impede on her pussyfooted strut to the White House. No idea is a bad idea! Send them all in.

~Ayn Rand Stan~

To: baulbryan@demssuck.gov, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

Lol okay how about she'll bleed all over the Ovary Office.

Trump That Bitch 2016

To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: baulbryan@demssuck.gov
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

lmrao (LAUGH MY REPUBLICAN ASS OFF) that is so funny but unfortunately not illegal.

~Ayn Rand Stan~

To: baulbryan@demssuck.gov, rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: Dole96@gopmail.com
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

HAHAH! Let's recycle the whole “who is Chelsea's real dad” rumor. We can def stir up the Web Hubbel stuff again but you know who's also a contested figure and in the news right now---OJ. And you know how bl--..uhm, athletes, are. They father so many kids. In fact I am 100% sure OJ Simpson is Chelsea's real dad.

Hillary For PRISONdent

To: baulbryan@demssuck.gov, rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

Sorry for slow response! I'm volunteering at my little girl's science fair. Uhh, let's see. Maybe the bitch has a fake eyeball?

“Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.”

To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: baulbryan@demssuck.gov
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

Loving this so far! Keep sending in these ideas. Only way to trump this ambitious garbage woman is break the glass ceiling before she does and hope the shards get stuck in those fake eyeballs!!

~Ayn Rand Stan~

To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, baulbryan@demssuck.gov
From: OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

Spit balling here:

  • Hillary is sleeping with Obama
  • Hillary did 9/11
  • Hillary does not know what 9/11 is
  • Hillary does not know what to do in case of an emergency (it's dial 911)
  • Hillary voted to put anthrax in Emergen-C

Eat Right, Vote Right, Vegans For Trump
To: baulbryan@demssuck.gov, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

Hillary is too sexy? Ahahah

Trump That Bitch 2016

To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: baulbryan@demssuck.gov
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

ahahahhaha

~Ayn Rand Stan~

To: baulbryan@demssuck.gov, rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: Dole96@gopmail.com
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

hahahahhah

Hillary For PRISONdent

To: baulbryan@demssuck.gov, rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

oh man, dude, if your time wasn't already fully taken up harassing Lib-tards online, you should try some open mics. Your stuff would kill. Ugh brb my daughter is hungry—says I forgot to feed her breakfast.

“Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.”

To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, baulbryan@demssuck.gov
From: OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

HILLARY IS A SOCIALIST,

HILLARY IS A COMMUNIST,

HILLARY IS TWICE THE COMMUNIST BERNIE IS,

HILLARY IS TWO COMMUNISTS UNDER A TRENCHCOAT,

HILLARY SUPPORTS DELINQUENT CHILDREN WHO TRY TO TRICK ADULTS

Eat Right, Vote Right, Vegans For Trump

To: rudeboyGOP@youporn.com, Dole96@gopmail.com, MRA4daNRA@hotdog.net, OSmileyFactor@gov.edu
From: baulbryan@demssuck.gov
Subject: Re: WE DIDN'T BENGHET HER....YET. BRAINSTORM CHAIN

My dudes! These are so so so great! I'm gonna send them all to the National Review Online and our legion of dedicated tweeters who know basic html so they'll start setting up websites. Proud of you men. Forever proud.

~Ayn Rand Stan~

Advertisement
Advertisement