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May 26, 2016

HERE IS A little story I think you might enjoy. I have been broke many times in my life. So broke that I didn’t even have enough money to buy toilet paper. There was a hotel located right across the street from where I lived in downtown Las Vegas. Late at night, I would go into the hotel bathroom and fi ll my pockets with enough toilet paper to bring home. One night in particular, I had fi lled my pockets bulging with toilet paper. I walked out of the hotel and then realized that I was standing in front of the Las Vegas Swat team with their guns pointed at me. “I got busted”, I said to myself. I didn’t think that the Las Vegas police department would go to that much trouble to catch people taking toilet paper from the hotels. Imagine my surprise when I realized that they didn’t have their guns aimed at me? I just happened to be caught in the crossfire between the crooks and the police. Once I realized what was happening, I was relieved that I didn’t get caught with the goods. I was so thankful! I then managed to get down on the sidewalk and crawl back to my apartment. True story.