HERE IS A little story I think you
might enjoy. I have been broke
many times in my life. So broke that I didn’t even have enough money to buy
toilet paper. There was a hotel located right across the street from where I lived in
downtown Las Vegas. Late at night, I would go into the hotel bathroom and fi ll my
pockets with enough toilet paper to bring home. One night in particular, I had fi lled
my pockets bulging with toilet paper. I walked out of the hotel and then realized that
I was standing in front of the Las Vegas Swat team with their guns pointed at me. “I
got busted”, I said to myself. I didn’t think that the Las Vegas police department would
go to that much trouble to catch people taking toilet paper from the hotels.
Imagine my surprise when I realized that they didn’t have their guns aimed at me?
I just happened to be caught in the crossfire between the crooks and the police.
Once I realized what was happening, I was relieved that I didn’t get caught with
the goods. I was so thankful! I then managed to get down on the sidewalk and crawl
back to my apartment. True story.