Hey nerds, know how you have an encyclopedia’s worth of Star Wars facts stored in your big weird brains? Here’s three new words to file in there: Star Wars Episode VII will be called Star Wars: The Force Awakens, according to Entertainment Weekly.
Which is… OK? It’s Star Wars-y, for sure. Kinda boring though. Better than Attack of the Clones, but not by much.
What we’re saying is we have some much better titles, if anyone wants to give us the job of Star Wars movie namer. Here are a few.
Star Wars: Excessive Force
Star Wars: Star Wars
War Stars: Opposite Day
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Star Wars: 2 Fast 2 Starious
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (note: this one may be taken, you should check)