If you're like me, you like your Rick Perry drunk. Very drunk. That's pretty much the best Rick Perry you can ask for.  And if that's something Perry's camp can bring to a reality on a consistent basis, I know someone who's got my vote. Just kidding just kidding, you can't vote for someone who's a fictional character we've all made up, and I'm beginning to think that's the case with Perry. Anyway, this is perfect.