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September 12, 2017
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After a long hard day of work, everybody has their way of needing to blow of some steam. Even people like Ted Cruz have their own vices. We got a hold of the Senator’s internet search history and this is what we found.

After a long hard day of work, everybody has their way of needing to blow of some steam. Even people like Ted Cruz have their own vices. As we saw from Ted Cruz’s Twitter feed last night, he unwinds with some good ‘ol Sexuall Posts. Which made us wonder, what else does Ted Cruz, “stimulate one’s genitals” to? Well we got a hold of the Senator’s search history and this is what we found.

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1 - Anything Missionary: After all, they’re still doing God’s work… kind of.

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2 - Small hat humiliation:
No matter how hard he tries, somethings just aren’t bigger in Texas.

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3 - Blob Fish Solo Scenes

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4 - VR experience:
However, since it’s Ted Cruz even the hooker still gets disgusted and leaves

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5 - Morning Constitutionals:
He just keeps waiting for that part about the freedom of religion

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6 - The Kim Davis Story

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7 - Daddy/Daughter:
He just wants to know what it looks like to actually be loved.

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8 - People who leave their dress socks on in bed.
This is even more realistic than the VR experience for him.

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9 - Men who are submissive.
Sometimes you just have to go with what you know best.

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10 - Secretariat:
Yeah, we don’t get it either, but are you really surprised?

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