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Published October 08, 2008

See my blog at my new website GRANNYPUNCH.COM and grannypunch.com/blog

 

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  With one month to go I am giddy with anticipation of the final attack ads, my predictions:

- Barack Obama is an illegal alien (seriously, just wait)

- Obama knows Bin Laden is in Pakistan because they went halfsies

  on a time share 

- Joe Biden's hair plugs are made from aborted fetuses

- Sarah Palin has done Moose Porn

- John McCain can't lift his arms because he's a Viet Cong spy and is

  wearing a wire  

- Michelle Obama is 6'4"

- Both of Barack Obama's daughters are pregnant by R. Kelly

- As a boy, John McCain was molested by Andrew Jackson

 

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