For years, the scientists over at Tomcat have been engineering new ways to eliminate mice as quickly and efficiently as possible. In the face of their inevitable demise, America’s mice have decided to seize the day and finish living out their bucket lists. Here’s how one such mouse plans to spend her final days.
Skydive From a Tall Chair
Learn to Speak Cat
Get verified on Twitter
Ride the Neighbor’s Pit Bull Like a Rodeo Bronco
Learn to Play the World’s Smallest Violin
Go to Mousechella
Illustrations by Daniel Shaffer