Yoko Ono's New Year's Resolutions

By feMANism January 2, 2012 | 88 Views

 

  • Hatch all of the eggs you buy.
  • Sing to the homeless.
  • Wear tentacles in public.
  • Cry more often, but only in happiness.
  • Invent time.
  • Ebb and flow.
  • Buy more hats.
  • Only eat vegetables that are not self-aware.
  • Scatter diamonds through Central Park.
  • Tweet secrets to strangers.
  • Grow ivy on your body.
  • Lose weight by exhaling more often.
  • Soak in a bath until you become the water.
  • Reward an orphan for her strength by bringing her to hot yoga.
  • Make a hammock out of boots.
  • Sky dive without a parachute.
  • Kiss Roger Ebert.
  • Beat Metroid without firing the blaster.
  • Nurse a tree.
  • Live a day as a squirrel.
  • Sleep with a hibernating bear.
  • Climb a mountain and roll down the other side.
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