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Published January 02, 2012 More Info »
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Published January 02, 2012
  Hatch all of the eggs you buy. Sing to the homeless. Wear tentacles in public. Cry more often, but only in happiness. Invent time. Ebb and flow. Buy more hats. Only eat vegetables that are not self-aware. Scatter diamonds through Central Park. Tweet secrets to strangers. Grow ivy on your body. Lose weight by exhaling more often. Soak in a bath until you become the water. Reward an orphan for her strength by bringing her to hot yoga. Make a hammock out of boots. Sky dive without a parachute. Kiss Roger Ebert. Beat Metroid without firing the blaster. Nurse a tree. Live a day as a squirrel. Sleep with a hibernating bear. Climb a mountain and roll down the other side.
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