Yoko Ono's New Year's Resolutions
By feMANism January 2, 2012 | 88 Views
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- Hatch all of the eggs you buy.
- Sing to the homeless.
- Wear tentacles in public.
- Cry more often, but only in happiness.
- Invent time.
- Ebb and flow.
- Buy more hats.
- Only eat vegetables that are not self-aware.
- Scatter diamonds through Central Park.
- Tweet secrets to strangers.
- Grow ivy on your body.
- Lose weight by exhaling more often.
- Soak in a bath until you become the water.
- Reward an orphan for her strength by bringing her to hot yoga.
- Make a hammock out of boots.
- Sky dive without a parachute.
- Kiss Roger Ebert.
- Beat Metroid without firing the blaster.
- Nurse a tree.
- Live a day as a squirrel.
- Sleep with a hibernating bear.
- Climb a mountain and roll down the other side.
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