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Published September 15, 2011

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Now you have “The Secret” in audiobook form in your iPod Nano and listen to it on the rowing machine at the your local YMCA.  You put a photo of your own head over top of picture of Ryan Reynold’s with his shirt off and placed it on your “Vision Board” and you take group Spinning classes three times a week, with ZICO Pure Premium Coconut Water fueling your every pedal stroke.

Nothing’s getting in your way.  

Not arthroscopic knee surgery.  

Not Theresa’s completely unreasonable alomony demands.  

Nothing.    

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