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February 16, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #18

Introducing: Ira North's album : "If I Were A Woman" 
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14.  “... I might be facing slightly less time for my child-molestation indiscretions. ”
-theDIRTYmidget
13. ..anal would still be a sin so what's the difference
-missalicia
12. I would "save" guys at last call.
-drwho
11. ...... I would make me a damn sandwich.
-Wiscodick
10. ....maybe Dad wouldn't have been so attracted to me.
-MadAdam
9. ...I'd want to be Rhea Perlman. She's feisty!
-JBnthe217
8. ...men wouldn't take me seriously. So I'll keep the penis and just dress up on weekends.
-csymonz
7. ...I wouldn't have to have a personality as long as I was pretty.
-JBnthe217
6.  “ ... Pastor Dan would get the suck-job of a lifetime. ”
-theDIRTYmidget
5. ..... I would have nothing to speak about, I would know better.
-WiscoDick
4. “ ... this book would be FULL of phone-numbers. ”
-theDIRTYmidget
3. I wouldn't look so faggy when I drink my "Pink Ladys".......sooooo scrumptious!!
-MadAdam
2. I could falsely accuse innocent men of rape
-bigjas

1. I would be part of a Scottish Sobriety Test.
-drwho



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