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October 21, 2014
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There are more to boobs than meets the eye. We often hear women complain when a man stares at her chest while he’s talking to her. Women just don’t understand the power that a pair of breasts have on a men! Nipples control the news, jobs, money and how hard men work. Do boobs really control the world?

The Power Of Breasts

By King Christopher

There are more to boobs than meets the eye. We often hear women complain when a man stares at her chest while he’s talking to her. Women just don’t understand the power that a pair of breasts have on a men! Nipples control the news, jobs, money and how hard men work. Do boobs really control the world?

More Cleavage, More Money: Ever notice that wherever there are breasts, things are more expensive? Studies show that when men are exposed to boobs, they spend more money. After all, the entire city of Las Vegas was founded on topless dancers.

News:Even intellectual people who report the news, can’t get enough boobs. They let them dominate the news stories, especially when a celebrity leaks naked photos or has a nipple pop out on TV. And if a woman breast feeds in public it makes national headlines.

Food:When a man is looking at boobs, he’s really looking for food.

Jobs:Boobs make men work a lot harder. In the workplace men are competing for boobs and against them at the same time. Men do a lot of extra work for women, and they’ll do it for free! When they talk about a gender pay-gap, women need to consider all the free stuff that their breasts get them.

Even car insurance companies believe women are better drivers but that’s because cops don’t ticket women nearly as much as men. I think they should have a magazine dedicated to the “most influential boobs of the year”.

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